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Admissions

 I have never seen or experienced anything as soul suckingly hectic. First the build up to it. For 2 months the children and parents bite their nails and pray to god (oh god results! Oh god the cut of lists! Oh dear heavenly lord and father my saviour! the admissions!!!) this is when god probably gets a migraine. Oh and if anyone is reading this and you are a relative of someone giving boards here is a tip please do not call to ask about marks if they are great we will call you, they are marks not information on how to get to hogwarts, prioritize and calm the heck down. Worst foreplay ever Then comes the time of the admissions *ominous music- dun dun duuunnnn It starts with the battle cry of THE CUT OFF LISTS ARE OUT!! Gates are pushed open and a sea of screaming parents and kids charge the battlefields. There are parents shouting at the volunteers about the extra conditions, they push aside the other kids (healthy competition)and anyone who made the mistake...
lessons of a rainy day 1) When 'dancing in the rain' wear a black thick t shirt with an iron on of a skull and crossed bones, or a random car will honk at you and call you madonaaaaaa. 2) If in a splash war with cousins make sure your slippers are sturdy and well yours, otherwise it will fly to the middle of the road or worse you will. 3) Make sure the stage of 'the funs and the frolicks' is away from trees which grow dangerous fruits (u know the kind that fall on you and give you a minor skull injury), for instance mango, papaya or coconut. 4) Do not include in 'the funs and the frolicks' any one who will go- "mummmmaaeeee didi mujh par pani daliiiiii :''''( ". 5) If instead of 'doing the dances' in the rain if you have decided (like an irritating bobo) to curl up with a good book and coffee make sure the window you sit next to is closed. Innocent bystanders should not be blamed if some creepy crawly organism jumps ...
WALLS I am trapped in between words no feeling penetrates these shackled biased walls all we do is hear and talk A listening errant plant breaks through the rigid cracks fascinating all around we uproot the young green shoot Study it from every nook no cranny unexplored poke it with needles sharp till it bleeds then study blood explanations from every shore priests, scientists and thinkers more a need to explain whats right whats good and what to do what i speak is true you lie do as i say or u die burnt, poisoned, crucified then on your grave i will fight Oh god make me mud plant seeds of gentle faith some love and kindness too dont let my roots decay a little for everyone no greed or malice in place if that's too much to ask then in an orchard let me stay where alike we guard and laugh at the desert all around the choice of every grain to keep life on the fringe No woodcutter, storm or gale  ...